I know, I know, my blogging is unreliable and irritating, but I swear that I'm still here, I just get distracted, you know? Like, should I check out that blog that I've abandoned to die, or run around the garden and pretend to be a chicken? Well I think the answer's pretty obvious.
So yeah, I'm sorry and all, but stuff's been going down.
1) A-Levels are pretty damn stressful.
2) Moving schools makes life confusing.
3) There are about 10000000 people I don't know.
4) Charity work makes me sound angelic.
5) University applications are even more stressful, if that were a thing.
So that's what I've been up to in the last...what? Half a year? I know, it's still bad.
I've also been thinking about life. It's odd, isn't it? We spend our first 18-25 years in education, and then we stop. We either get a permanent job and commit our entire lives to the same depressing routine, or we stop. I mean, what is there? What if, after all of this effort; all of these failed attempts to stay focused, there actually is no point? Maybe we should all give up. Maybe we should sit under a tree and cry. Maybe we should QUIT THINKING ABOUT LIFE, BECAUSE, AS I JUST PROVED, IT SOLVES NOTHING!
Capital letters look intimidating. Sorry, yes. In other news, I need to approach you with an extremely important question. There's this girl in my new school, and she can do the weirdest thing known to God. Sorry, I sincerely hope that that wasn't religionist (and yes, I realise no such word yet exists, but if I keep pushing for it, it'll happen).
Yeah, this girl can make her eyes go in opposite directions, but here's the twist: she doesn't go cross-eyed. Her left eye looks towards her left ear and her right eye looks towards her right ear. Here's your question: IS THAT A THING?! I need to tune down the capitalization here.
What now...what now... ah, yes. This is your guide to survival in a new school/college:
- SMILE (people will talk to you more if you're smiling, but it's important to do this from the beginning, otherwise they'll regard you as evil and never speak to you again).
- BE NICE (see above point).
- DON'T TALK TO ANY OF YOUR OLD FRIENDS (I don't mean "don't talk" to them, I just mean don't hang around in a big group of them all the time, because you'll never integrate with anyone else, and it's weird).
- BE CONFIDENT (sure, put your hand up in class - why wouldn't you? And yes, you should just start a conversation with that boy - why not?).
- DON'T TAKE YOUR CAT TO SCHOOL (enough said).
I honestly wish that I had a big, important issue to discuss with you because of my extended absence, but I just don't.
On the bright side, I can let you in on a MASSIVE secret.
I'm not kidding you, this is huge.
Just building up some tension here...
This will excite you.
And entrance you.
I hope that you'll like it
I LOVE YOU!
Wow, glad I got that one out of the way. Well, I'm an awkward person at the best of times, but this is basically just too much. I hope that you understand. I swear that you'll hear from me again soon.
BTW, look, it's #pleasedon'tjudgemeday
Emily OUT! xox
Word Of The Day: Thoughts.
